important info

You may not realize that Lady Godiva was a cross dresser. Whenever anyone suggested that she put on cloths, she got very cross.
There was another important woman living in Venango that we have not mentioned yet. She went by her first initial, second and last name. K. Sarah Sara was pretty lackadaisical. She just had an attitude that what ever will be will be. She was once engaged to Alfred E. Newman but then he began to worry and called it all off. She took the breakup in stride and has been on welfare for the last 45 years.
Someone mentioned the Venango beach but actually the Venengo beach was not the most popular beach in the area. A mile or two out of town heading toward the thriving town of Woodchuck, there was a very fine beach. It was out beyond the rock farm where rocks were grown. (That was a booming business) The beach was owned by the Pudding family and they never seemed to mind that visitors climbed their fence and dodged their cows to get to it. There on the banks of Gravel Run was a fine sandy beach. Enthusiastic swimmers could enjoy an afternoon of fun once they pushed the little brown chunky things out of the way. Tourist came from as far away as Pittsburgh to swim and vacation there. This sometimes enraged the Connutiate Lakers because it took from their tourist business.